sir_cortez

Choose your fate

How else can we survive?

Name:
Dead is the new alive.
Location:
San Diego, California, United States
External Services:
  • sir_cortez@livejournal.com
  • CrazyPresea AIM status
Interests: (150)
/b/, 300, 4chan, 8-bit theater, alan rickman, alice in wonderland, alien loves predator, alphonse mucha, american dad, anthony hopkins, anthropology, art nouveau, artbooks, assemblage 23, atelier-pierrot, autumn, avatar: the last airbender, b'z, birdgirl, bodices, books, bruce campbell, buddhism, captain jack sparrow, cats, celtic music, classic simpsons episodes, clone high, cold weather, corsets, dark hair, david bowie, dinosaurs, dragons, drunken master, edward gein, emilie autumn, enya, final fantasy iv, final fantasy ix, flight of dragons, flying squirrels, french revolution, frogs, fruits basket, funker vogt, gary oldman, gaston leroux, golden age of piracy, gothic aristocrat, gothic lolita, hana yori dango, hannibal lecter, harry potter, harvey birdman, hellboy, heroes, historical fashion, history, homestarrunner, horror, house, hugh laurie, hunchback of notre dame, i've sound, industrial music, invader zim, ireland, japan, jhonen vasquez, johnny depp, johnny the homicidal maniac, judaism, kyou souma, labyrinth, lackadaisy, languages, lines on paper, lord of the rings, loreena mckennitt, mago de oz, malice mizer, manga, mars, maximilien robespierre, mermaids, metalocalypse, meteos, monster, monty python, morgan freeman, mystery science theater 3000, mythology, naginatas, operation kitten calendar, phantom of the opera, phoenix wright, pirates, pirates of the caribbean, poppies, raptors, rasputina, rpgs, rum, samurai champloo, savvy, saw, secret of mana, serial killers, series of unfortunate events, seven deadly sins, sex, shamans, singing, sizz-lorr, snow, south park, spain, stars, steampunk, stegosaurus, strongbad, switchblade symphony, swords, the 20s, the 80s, the boondocks, the bowery boys, the color blue, the dark crystal, the last unicorn, the moon, the neverending story, the ocean, the princess bride, the spanish inquisition, unicorns, v for vendetta, vampire hunter d, vampire princess miyu, video games, violet baudelaire, vnv nation, wayne's world, webcomics, winter, world of warcraft, yami no matsuei, yaoi and yuri, zombies
Bio
Non-sequitur Gina is non-PURPLE MONKEY DISH WASHER

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Good evening everyone. We have come here expressly to scare the bejesus out of you; by showing our hoodoo, displaying our juju and tragically and embarrassingly exposing our supreme mojo. -- Melora Creager of Rasputina

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What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? -- Zapp Brannigan

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I didn't become an assistant-tormentor because I like assistant-tormenting. -- Wilfred from The Yeoman of the Guard by Gilbert and Sullivan

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White Mage: Well, I'm stumped. The kid's got full HP and no status ailments. I have no idea what's wrong with him.

Black Mage: I'm sure he wasn't driven insane by being confronted with something so infused with unreality and contrary to Euclidian geometry that his rational mind instantly snapped. (Good cover, B.M. No one could ever mistake that as an admission of guilt. Damn, I'm smooth.)

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Magic Shop Guy: Do not sully the spell books with your greasy hands. They are very rare and not to be taken lightly.

Black Mage: Must be pretty powerful spells, huh?

Magic Shop Guy: Oh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many monsters roaming the land at this very moment. Go. Go! For the good of the city!

Black Mage: Wise ass.

(The rest from 8-Bit Theater with much love! <3)



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forgot to leave you
guys with a thousand chimps with
a list of ten things
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future most likely
selling children to the black
market mean research
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i can't sew i
can't really write much
but i can collect
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beautiful colors
so calming to watch them too
i wanna be free
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i'm going to keep
my chin up and not define
myself through others
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