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Good evening everyone. We have come here expressly to scare the bejesus out of you; by showing our hoodoo, displaying our juju and tragically and embarrassingly exposing our supreme mojo. -- Melora Creager of Rasputina


What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? -- Zapp Brannigan


I didn't become an assistant-tormentor because I like assistant-tormenting. -- Wilfred from The Yeoman of the Guard by Gilbert and Sullivan


White Mage: Well, I'm stumped. The kid's got full HP and no status ailments. I have no idea what's wrong with him.

Black Mage: I'm sure he wasn't driven insane by being confronted with something so infused with unreality and contrary to Euclidian geometry that his rational mind instantly snapped. (Good cover, B.M. No one could ever mistake that as an admission of guilt. Damn, I'm smooth.)


Magic Shop Guy: Do not sully the spell books with your greasy hands. They are very rare and not to be taken lightly.

Black Mage: Must be pretty powerful spells, huh?

Magic Shop Guy: Oh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many monsters roaming the land at this very moment. Go. Go! For the good of the city!

Black Mage: Wise ass.

(The rest from 8-Bit Theater with much love! <3)


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forgot to leave you
guys with a thousand chimps with
a list of ten things
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future most likely
selling children to the black
market mean research
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i can't sew i
can't really write much
but i can collect
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beautiful colors
so calming to watch them too
i wanna be free
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i'm going to keep
my chin up and not define
myself through others
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